Why? We dont color on our skin. But I have
a friend who colors on me. His name
is Jeremy. He is a mad a colorist in Crozet
County. He scares me a lot. Then one day
he colored me with a sharpie. A SHARPIE!
I got really scared. My parents started to get
really mad at me for the colors on my skin. I
ran away and I still got colored on my skin. I went
to Turkey because it was Thanksgiving. I give you detail
it was tasty . I hope you go to Turkey it was good. Then I
went to Africa. I hope you like the amazing TRUE story.

By the way if you are a deportation officer please dont come looking for me in Turkey during Thansgiving.